Posted 11 hours ago

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele)

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unpopuler:

i couldn’t care less if kids in school like me, as long as I have a connection with staff then im good

Posted 11 hours ago

psyducked:

may the merciful lord on high hear our prayers and DELIVER

(Source: dadded)

Posted 12 hours ago
tomtenacious:


vegan-vulcan:
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

tomtenacious:

vegan-vulcan:

X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

(Source: malformalady)

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(Source: heyitspj)

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17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

(Source: okdoufingerurself)

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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nerdjpg:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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(Source: nerdjpg)

Posted 1 day ago

swansdio:

ppl think you put the fist up the ass. teens, let me tell you something you might need to know one day. you put the hand up the ass in a duck shape. you make  a fist after it’s inside. this may benefit you one day. ok? you make a fist when the hand is insi