Posted 7 hours ago

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes to the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

(Source: princess-passion-flower)

Posted 7 hours ago

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did Louis die? My condolences.

(Source: zaynmalif)

Posted 7 hours ago

goodladnicelittlebody:

WHAT

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IS

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THE MOTHERFUCKING

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DIFFERENCE

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One is a money market that feeds off stupid hormonal teens and the other one has been around for thousands of years.

Posted 7 hours ago

witchweek:

so indicative of these three’s dynamic

Posted 8 hours ago

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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Posted 9 hours ago

screamingiminlovewithyou:

*prays that taylor will stalk my blog and realize that we’re destined to be friends*

Posted 9 hours ago

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 11 hours ago
Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(Source: kat-bots)

Posted 11 hours ago

all american family dinner

  1. mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  2. son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  3. mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  4. son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  5. dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  6. son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  7. dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  8. mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  9. son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  10. dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  11. son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
Posted 13 hours ago

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

Posted 13 hours ago

colorfulhowell:

WAI T WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY

(Source: howelllween)

Posted 1 day ago
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frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb)

Posted 1 day ago

heart:

TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE

Posted 1 day ago

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg